About
About Us:
Mean Reviews is written by critics who often write things that are ‘too mean’ for print. We started this blog so we can have somewhere where we can be painfully honest without pissing off editors and publicists. It’s called ‘Mean Reviews’ because ‘Painfully Honest Reviews’ sounded stupid.
Submissions Info:
If you are a critic (i.e. writing reviews of things is your job, and results in either a w2 or a 1099 at the end of the year) and you’d like to submit a review that your editor said was ‘too mean’ for print, write us at meanreviews at gmail.com.
All personal information will be kept confidential.
About The Critics:
Extra Mean is a film critic who lives in hell. He enjoys skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid.
The Mean Girl is pale from staying inside all the time watching and reviewing TV and DVDs. Her hobbies include culling the sick from the herd and making guacamole. She is allergic to flavored lube.
The Berlin Wall, our angry movie newshound, is on the forefront of medicine.
God is our editor. He corrects our spelling and has a plan for us, but no man can say what that is. He created bears.