Mean Reviews

I lump these in together because they really are the same movie. In “Nacho Libre” Jack Black smears shit in his friend’s face. In “The Lake House” Keanu Reeves recites dialogue to Sandra Bullock. Sandra may get off slightly worse than Nacho’s friend in this equation, but it’s pretty much the same thing.

Another parallel I see - maybe Newsweek will do a trend story on this - is that both films are based on scripts by retarded chimpanzees. I’ve always been an activist for the rights of both retards and chimps, so it’s nice to see these folks break through with movie deals. I was about to start a new website called donatetotheretardedchimpanzees.org, but now that these two pioneers have broken into the Hollywood game, I imagine that the site is no longer necessary, since retarded chimps are known to share their money with their own, as well as pick gnats off of one another. The latter is said to be true about Keanu Reeves and Jack Black.