Mean Reviews

I’m going to be honest with you, I thought this season sucked. Not because of any part of it in particular–but because it was unfocused. It was all over the place. Rather than spend all that time on Artie restaurant fucknut subplot–maybe find a real plot?

Anyway, here are a few quotes from the HBO message boards–always a fun read.

“Are you f*king kiddin me? from tony being in a coma, to homo vito, to ?????? Thanks Mr. Chase for a dissapointing season! Where the hell were you going with this?”

” Very sad finale’…completely unimpressed…I had such high hopes too.”

“A shitty finale to a shitty season, David chase and company thanks for wasting every viewers time. Your as creative as my toe nail!”

“As much as I loved the show that I thought was the Sopranos, this season has sucked so bad they can keep the rest of it-To quote our beloved leader”fool me once sh..shame on me…fool me twice…uh..you can’t fool me again!”

” Chase should do us all a favour and cancel the final eight shows.”

“I wish I could block this whole season out of my memory because it soured my view on the show, I can’t believe how incredibly dull and boring this season was i felt like i was watching days of our lives in spanish for an hour every sunday..”

More after the jump!

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At the risk of this turning into an “I Hate Tom Cruise” blog, CNN is reporting that Cruise’s odd behavior is turning fans against him:

Days after his latest movie, “Mission: Impossible III,” opened to lower-than-expected domestic ticket sales, a USA Today/Gallup poll showed Cruise’s star power has dimmed considerably during the past year in the eyes of the public.

In the poll of 1,013 adults conducted over the weekend the film opened in theaters, 35 percent had a favorable opinion of Cruise, while 51 percent had an unfavorable opinion.

That’s a major turnaround from last year when Cruise’s previous film, “War of the Worlds,” opened and his poll ratings were 58 percent favorable and 31 percent unfavorable.

USA Today said that many of its survey’s respondents cited Cruise’s behavior during the past year, including his blunt criticism of psychiatry and actress Brooke Shield’s treatment for postpartum depression, for their waning impression of him.

What is it about Scientologists that causes them to ruin their careers with weirdness? People don’t like weird cocky smug overexposed movie stars! Really! Ask Jennifer Lopez. Besides, how are you going to pick on Brooke Shields and think people will still like you. She’s Brooke Shields. That’s like picking on Snoopy.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I guess America doesn’t like bad Creed rip-offs after all! Here’s the thing, Chris is better than Taylor but Taylor sings Sam Cooke and Chris sings Bryan Adams.

As much as Taylor is rediculously suckass…BRYAN ADAMS? For pete’s sake. At least Taylor can recognize good music when other people are singing it.
Anyway, I think the sunglasses were his downfall. Too Ace Young.

Yes, Tom Cruise, no one likes you! From Box Office Mojo:

Mission: Impossible III detonated with an estimated $48 million, below such other recent spy pictures as The Bourne Supremacy and Mr. & Mrs. Smith. At 4,054 theaters, the $150 million action spectacle had the fourth widest launch ever but did not achieve a commensurate height in box office, trailing its predecessors by a wide margin in terms of attendance.

That’s what you get for being so fuckin’ creepy! Also, from Dlisted, a picture of Katie Holmes showing off a nursing bra:

Tom: Pull your shirt over more so they can get a shot of it.

Katie: This is embarassing. I already look like hell, don’t you think that’s evidence enough that I’ve given birth? My thighs are twice as big as yours, it’s depressing. Why do we need to go to these lengths?
Tom: Shut up or it’s two more hours on the treadmill and 16 more boxes of ho-hos for you. You have to look fat and exhausted or I’m giving the 25 million to Scarlett Johannson and telling the media that you got herpes from that American Pie guy.
Katie: Nooooooo. Mommy wants Valtrex and Manolos.
Tom: By the way, tell that bitch who is typing this that your name is Kate now. As in, my plane–the “Kiss me, Kate.” You fuck with me and the plane is going to be called the “Kiss Me, Kate (But Only When You’re Not Outbreakin’).” You don’t know the history of aviation.
Kate: I love cupcakes.

ExtraMean: I can’t believe that Superman trailer is a preview of the actual movie. It looks like a parody

TheMeanGirl: I know.

TheMeanGirl: It looks terrible.

ExtraMean: the its a bird its a plane shit was  awful

TheMeanGirl: I know.

ExtraMean: and spacey is somehow gayer than superman himself. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

TheMeanGirl: I know!

TheMeanGirl: Kevin Spacey is gayer than butt sex at the Rose Parade.

ExtraMean: Think if they would have made that Superman vs. Batman movie instead of separate films

ExtraMean: Poor Christian Bale would be pregnant now

TheMeanGirl: And Katie Holmes still wouldn’t be.

ExtraMean: hahahahaha

Heroes at http://hailxenu.net/ have raised 4k to harass Tom Cruise!

…. fly a banner over Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood today where Tom Cruise will be for the premiere of Mission Impossible 3. The banner will say “Hail Xenu LOL <8 OT” and “The baby is Xenu’s”. The planes are lifting off from an undisclosed airport 30 miles away at 5:05pm. It’s a 45minutes maritime flight there. They will circle until 7:30pm and fly back to the airport apparently its 35min maritime back to the airport. You should see the planes flying around LA and Hollywood around 5pm and they should be in the circling pattern around the theater around 5:50pm.

via BoingBoing.net 

My heroes!! Scientology is douchebaggery.

Reuters is reporting that stadium seating giant AMC is going all arthouse on our asses.

The move reflects a broad effort by U.S. theater owners to find ways to attract patrons after an 8.7 percent drop in domestic attendance across the industry last year.

AMC, the No. 2 U.S. movie theater chain, said at least one screen in dedicated theaters would show only art house and specialty films under a program dubbed “AMC Select” starting this weekend.

Among the first titles to be offered are the Al Gore documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”; “Little Miss Sunshine,” starring Steve Carell and Greg Kinnear; and “A Prairie Home Companion” with Lindsay Lohan.

I love that I live in a world where Lindsay Lohan, Steve Cerell, and Al Gore are “arthouse”.

AMC press releases are obviously written by douchebags.