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I guess “Totally Awesome” means “Pathetically Underwhelming.” I like “Wedding Singer,” but if you’re going to make me buy it a second time on DVD, you’d better make it more loaded than Lindsay Lohan passed out in a bathroom stall. I need an Adam Sandler commentary, deleted scenes, recent cast interviews - something. All this new DVD includes is a mash-up of song perfromances from the flick and a long, annoying infomercial for the Broadway musical adaptation that looks like it really, really sucks. The chick who plays the Drew Barrymore character is so pompous and self-involved you’d think she was a Simpson sister.

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Proving that studios will release literally anything on DVD, here’s Doogie Howser season 4.

From the press release:

“He began as a 16 year old doctor, but now ‘boy genius’ Doogie Howser (Neil Patrick Harris) is a young man dealing with the adult dilemmas of self-doubt, sexual relationships, racial tensions, new roommates, gun control, child abuse and beyond. This fourth and final season includes such fanfavorite episodes as “There’s A Riot Going On”, “The Adventures Of Sherlock Howser”, “You’ve Come A Long Way, Babysitter”, the Emmy® Award winning “Doogie Got A Gun”, and much more. “

Emmy® Award Winning? Seriously? Wow. That explains why there are all those Emmys in my bathroom. They keep showing up every time I eat too much spicy food.

Yes, for only 8.99 you can get a DVD of an 11 year old Rob Reiner movie complete with wrapping paper and Mother’s Day card.

Nothing says “I care” more than that.

Mom doesn’t like Michael Douglas? What about Kevin Costner?

The Bodyguard (Mother’s Day Gift Set with Card and Gift Wrap)

Message in a Bottle (Mother’s Day Gift Set with Card and Gift Wrap)

It’s time to face it. Amazon.com thinks that your mother has no taste.

posted by the mean girl